
Super Meaty Cakes
$23
Super Meaty Cakes are freeze-dried mini bundt cakes made to mark the moments that matter — birthdays, gotcha days, or any Tuesday worth celebrating.
Made for carnivores. Made clean.
Every cake is built from humanely raised meat, probiotic-rich goat kefir, organic fruits and vegetables, and a handful of organic superfoods. Nothing artificial. No grains, flour, added sugar, or fillers.
Gently freeze-dried to lock in nutrients and real flavor.
Choose Your Flavor
- Organic Turkey
- Organic, Grass-Fed Beef
Each cake is topped with:
- Fluffy goat & coconut milk frosting
- Organic shredded coconut sprinkles, naturally dyed
- A signature Fur Monster 'bone' made from the same protein, organic white chia seeds, and organic hemp hearts
Celebration-worthy. Clean enough for everyday.
